[Kirk is laughing his ass off over here. It's a good thing this is all done via text. It's as if Christmas came early! Still, at least he's making sure the house looks nice. Neither of them are all that messy to begin with, but he'll be a little more thorough, wiping down the fridge and the inside of the microwave, making sure the toilet seat is down and all that.]
If she's already agreed to have dinner with you, at your place, it would throw her off if you started talking like me, trust me.
[But since he called him a 'real bro' (which still makes him start snickering wildly), he'll try to include some generic tips.]
Tell her she looks nice when you first meet. But don't dwell solely on her looks for compliments, mix it up. Say what you like about her when it seems natural. If she cooks something decent, tell her she's a good cook. If she judo throws you over the couch, tell her she's a mighty warrior.
Just be confident and relaxed. The calmer you are, the more comfortable she'll be around you.
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Date: 2017-12-04 04:45 am (UTC)If she's already agreed to have dinner with you, at your place, it would throw her off if you started talking like me, trust me.
[But since he called him a 'real bro' (which still makes him start snickering wildly), he'll try to include some generic tips.]
Tell her she looks nice when you first meet. But don't dwell solely on her looks for compliments, mix it up. Say what you like about her when it seems natural. If she cooks something decent, tell her she's a good cook. If she judo throws you over the couch, tell her she's a mighty warrior.
Just be confident and relaxed. The calmer you are, the more comfortable she'll be around you.