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[mouth_breather]

'You've reached the voice mail of Jim Kirk. If this is an emergency, hit the pound key to deliver your message via the speaker. As long as I've got my comm with me, I'll hear it. If this is about a class assignment, press one. If this is regarding the location of any of my crew, press two.

If this is Spock questioning my orders to relax every once in a while, wait for exactly 43 seconds, press your thumb to the screen, and speak the secret passwords: 'It's okay to relax every now and then because I trust my captain, as a friend, to know what's good for me.'

...

Did you do it? Now just press 2, it would have got you the same results.'

BEEP!

Comments

Text - Dec 3

[vulcanyounot]

Hey, I'm having a guest over for dinner tonight and would appreciate it if you could find yourself elsewhere.

It's a girl.

Text - Saturday December 16

[vulcanyounot]

I will not be coming home tonight as I will be performing an overnight experiment with the Genessia Scientific Research Foundation. I expect to be back tomorrow afternoon.

voice; after https://genessia.dreamwidth.org/1079641.html goes south

[whiteas]

To confirm, this is Spock's emergency contact Jim Kirk?

[ Just. You know. In case there are multiple Jims. There are a lot of Davids she has to check.

Not that the need to use an emergency contact is an indicator of good news. ]